Swades

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Says John (Shahrukh's boss at NASA), trying to talk SRK out of his decision to return to India:
"You could have gone places."
"I AM going places," replies Shahrukh in an unwavering voice, convinced about the path he had chosen.

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"It is like apni chaukhat ka diya giving light to the neighbor's house." says Melaram in his broken English, explaining why he is no longer interested in his dream to go to America.

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"NRIs are non returning Indians, and that's what you are," is how Gayathri (Shahrukh's love interest in the film) characterizes Shahrukh when she hears him say that he can never dream of living in India.

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Shahrukh is your typical NRI, with a trusted bottle of mineral water within arm's reach at all times. At a railway station, he hands a coin to a small boy selling water in kasoras. He ponders for a few moments, then slowly lifts the kasora to his lips, and drinks the desi water of dubious origins. His transformation is now complete.


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Maneesha said…
..so I hear someone had an upset-stomach for few days right after watching Swades. Hope the transformation is complete. gee, you so gullible.
Saturday, December 25, 2004
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